[Verse 1]
Targets and quotas permeate every sphere
Business philosophy uncover everywhere now
Nowhere is sacred, nowhere is out of bound
Praise productivity, replace humanity

[Chorus]
Payment by result
Must all perform
Or penalty face
So-called reward chase

[Verse 2]
Targets and quotas permeate every sphere
From learn to read and write to universal credit
Arrest conviction rate to patient aftercare
From social services to pot-hole road repair

[Repeat Chorus]

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
Targets and quotas permeate every sphere
From workplace gender mix to vaccination uptake
Hospital waiting list to client face to face
Improve society with cold efficiency

[Repeat Chorus]

[Outro]
Centralisation, key performance indicators, efficiency savings … we all know what that’s about … gotta keep those share holders happy … gotta get that return for investment